Cage Fight

So these two Shane guys are pretty much the bomb diggity with a bag of chips. I saw them for the first time at a concert tonight. That being said, elevation's worship leaders could totally take them in a cage fight. I imagine they would be kinda slow but pack a punch. However Chris looks like he could out run them while Wade uses guerrilla tactics to slowly nibble their ankles into submission. One of them has facial hair so you may think he's really good at fighting, but he actually sings the high part, so that pretty much negates any chance he had. Plus, our guys look like underdogs at first. Wade is pretty tiny and Chris has fashion sense, both common factors of really bad cage match contenders, but herein lies our advantage! Wade is SO tiny they won't be able to track him and Chris' striking good looks will make his competitors introspective of their own ill tastes in clothing. They will then be demoralized and react slower. This slight edge we will have to exploit at every turn and victory will be ours!

I would pay at least $15 to see this.